Noah's Ark

Here’s an email from a friend that I find funny so I decided to post it here. He received this email and decided to put some comments. Read on…


Noah's Ark Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark…

ONE: Don't miss the boat. Unless you want to use air travel…

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat. It’s just that some are sleeping with the pigs and some are above deck…

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Noah must’ve been listening to a PAGASA report.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 40 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. Two words… Power Tools!

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Don’t listen to flatter-bugs either; they can do as much damage.

SIX: Build your future on high ground. But don’t you always to get your feet wet in the process? And careful not to build it too high that you cant reach it!

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Pair of pants, pair of underwear, pair of shorts…

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs. But when Noah reached land, they celebrated by eating escargots!

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.... and while your floating, don’t get additional stress. Don’t know about you but sex has always been a great stress-reliever.

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. That maybe so but Noah had a great supervisor. And besides, the ark didn’t have Leo on it.

ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. No comment, totally agree. Don’t want to get on His bad side.